About: Co-author of LET'S PANIC ABOUT BABIES! Deeply irreverent and surprisingly comforting. http://amzn.to/eY7dJz
Location: SoCal
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I AND MY AVATAR WILL PLAY YOU ALL! @Mom101 @TheJulieMarsh @busymom @lod no one will play Scramble with me. Except @mrskennedy. And her son.
@hi_im_monkey Bushmill's is medicine, right?
@GreenYogurt That is exactly what I'm going to do.
Jackson, home sick, fell dead asleep at 5:30 p.m. He's going to wake up at midnight asking for flat ginger ale, isn't he?
Robert Downey Jr's wife had a baby today, yet he was still ready to talk Downton Abbey with the HULK http://t.co/zWh6aGvb
"They're not babies, they're organ farms." #30rock
Honestly, I wouldn't know who was playing if my husband hadn't handed me a Giants t-shirt this morning and said, "Here, put this on."
Super Bowl starts in 90 minutes, then we can all take off our clothes and go rollerskating: http://t.co/lzO2aYaV
@el_gray I'm sorry to hear it, they were wonderful folks.
Second of 2 Superbowl posts this week for people who hate the Superbowl: http://t.co/lzO2aYaV
We need more American coconut milking jobs! RT @bstiteler I heard that Apple could build coconuts in America for like $4 but they won't.
My other concern this morning is that I'm late signing up to be Penelope Cruz in my next life and the line is already HUGE.
@CervidaeWTD Thanks! He'll be back, don't you worry.
Coconut milk is delicious, which means we're totally raping the third world for it, right? Why can't Detroit build better coconuts?
If you're the type who watches the Superbowl for the commercials, and you also don't want to see boobs: http://t.co/PtmaYAqw
@DiamondWindow Point taken. I just needed to stir the pot a little.
@marzinka Bless you.
Nobody on my Twitter feed is mourning Don Cornelius. It's like I'm following a bunch of white people or something.
@danasfeast The man knows what he's talking about.
@txtingmrdarcy I'm glad you like it! I may have to create a Twitter feed for them so they can live Tweet their thoughts.
