About: Tom Jones wrote She's A Lady about me. He was being sarcastic.
Location: Eating LOLcats
20 latest tweets
I'm too fucking sober for today.
Little Bunny Foo Foo was a total asshole.
Web, MD should probably change it's name to YOU'RE GONNA DIE, MOTHERFUCKERS.
According to Web MD, I am suffering testicular cancer, not the flu.
A rare guest post about special needs parenting. The Middling Place - Two - http://t.co/4o9WRmtY
@BakingSuit Now I feel like I have to visit Cairo, IL (pronounced KAY-RO). We should have a one-off.
@antitheistangie I AM SO OUT OF VODKA RIGHT NOW.
@star_momma Bwahahahaha. That's awesome!
@eCelebrating That hurts me to know.
Cairo, Illinois. Not nearly as exotic as it sounds.
Shit. That was NOT supposed to go from this Twitter account. Sorry, The Twitter. Let me send you some vicodin chip cookies as an apology.
I betcha didn't know The Band is on Google Plus. Well, NOW YOU DO: https://t.co/jaG7atUF
@Swanny23 Cairo, IL is a hot pile of bullshit. I totally wanted to go there but was told that it's a dump.
There's a "Vienna," Illinois? That sounds so exotic.
@marta28 Excuses are very, very important.
I don't even remember writing this, but the title makes me giggle: http://t.co/rSjp9PBV
@jdoggny That's why I keep you around. BRIGHT SIDE!
Probably shouldn't have started a fitness program right before getting sick. Or eating loads of chocolate cake. #fitwithomron
Just listened to my son's soliloquy about thermodynamics. It made me hungry.
@BaggageandBug That makes me happier than you can imagine. I've missed you like crazy.
